Avengers: Infinity War
Last time I felt this violated by a big bald dude wearing a glove was during my prostate exam.
Wakanda movie is this?
I am Groot!!!
Starlord, more like stardust
A movie best seen while infinity-stoned.
Thanos comes, everyone dies!
A movie teaching children across the globe the most important lesson of all: everyone dies
What if there were odd number of beings in the universe?
The strength of vision has an existential crisis.
Avengers: Infinite Cash Grab
Avengers: Infinity cry
Sh**, Batman dies at the end
*Thor hands Peter a mug of beer* Thor: Excellent work in the mission, man of spiders! Tony: Thor no, the kid is 15. Thor: Ohh *hands peter 2 mugs of beer* Thor: You are a growing boy. Tony: Thor no
Tune in next time for "Avengers: Finite War"
Some die, but that won't stop us from plundering your pockets on sequels for dead heroes.
Thanos loses his marbles, but luckily finds some shiny stones instead!
The budget was almost as big as Thanos' chin.
Everyone, but the comic nerds who know how all these stupid movies end because they literally read the story that the movie is based on like the ultimate letdowns, was surprised by the ending.
"I don't wanna go" - Peter Me when I go to school