1. 304
    Loki: I have been falling... for 30 minutes!
  2. 247
    Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
    Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?
  3. 245
    Thor [copies Black Widow]: Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
    Loki [cheers]: YES! That's what it feels like!
    Loki [to the Grandmaster]: I'm just a big fan of the sport.
  4. 244
    Thor: How did you end up here?
    Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?
  5. 221
    Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.
  6. 201
    Grandmaster [from trailer]: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
    Thor: YES!
    Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!
  7. 197
    Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
    Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
    Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
    Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
    Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.
  8. 171
    Loki: Hello, Bruce.
    Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
    Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
  9. 146
    Bruce Banner [on Loki]: I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
    Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
    Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
  10. 140
    Loki [horrorstruck]: I have to get off this planet!
  11. 130
    Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
    Bruce Banner: Did I win?
    Thor: No, I won! Easily!
    Bruce Banner: That doesn't sound right...
    Thor: Well, it's true!
  12. 128
    Loki: Surprise!
    Loki: OW!
  13. 127
    Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
    Thor: Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.
    Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
    Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
    Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy...
    Thor [rotates away from Surtur briefly]: Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, RagnarΓΆk, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
    Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
    Thor [rotates again]: Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!
  14. 124
    Thor [about Mjolnir]: Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
    Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
    Thor [pauses]: That's a nice way of putting it.
  15. 123
    Quinjet Computer: Welcome. Voice activation required.
    Thor: Thor.
    Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    Thor: Thor, God of Thunder.
    Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    Thor: Son of Odin.
    Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    Thor: Strongest Avenger.
    Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    Thor: Strongest Avenger!
    Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
    Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
    Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Point Break.
  16. 112
    Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.
  17. 101
    Thor: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
    Loki: What?
    Thor: 'Get Help'.
    Loki: No.
    Thor: Come on. You love it.
    Loki: I hate it.
    Thor: It's great. It works every time.
    Loki: It's humiliating.
    Thor: Do you have a better plan?
    Loki: No.
    Thor: We're doing it.
    Loki: We are not doing 'Get Help'.
    Thor: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
    Thor: A classic.
    Loki [gets up]: I still hate it. It's humiliating.
    Thor: Not for me, it's not.
  18. 93
    Korg [at Loki]: Piss off, ghost!
  19. 89
    Korg: Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here. Wanna come?
  20. 87
    Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
    Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!